Clear as Broad daylight
Tweet report for Day 3 of the opening Ashes Test at Trent Bridge
Feel for Hotspot staff who forgot to put the tape on b4 Trott's "lbw" . We've all forgot to record stuff. I missed last episode of sopranos
— James Corrigan (@jcorrigangolf) July 12, 2013
The inventor of Marais Erasmus should apologise to Jonathan Trott.
— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) July 12, 2013
KP 8 runs away from having identical Test runs and average to Cook. If he blocks 3896 dot balls, they'll have identical strike-rates too.
— Andy Zaltzman (@ZaltzCricket) July 12, 2013
Oops. KP edges on. Overawed by the prospect of mathematical coincidence. Always his Achilles heel.
— Andy Zaltzman (@ZaltzCricket) July 12, 2013
I YELLED "YOU NEED TO GET COOK OUT NOW" AND THEN NEXT BALL THEY GOT COOK OUT, I AM A GOD. HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS. #Ashes
— Sam Ryan (@shesaidso) July 12, 2013
And now this Agar guy is an all rounder.
— Jarrod Kimber (@ajarrodkimber) July 12, 2013
Ashes Update: England lose Cook before lunch. Which means they are probably going to go hungry.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 12, 2013
Wow. A couple of quick wickets and we're into the English half of the English batting line-up.
— Earl of Vadukut (@sidin) July 12, 2013
Yep Andrew Strauss. Ian Bell looks like Don Bradman. And you look like Brad Pitt. #Ashes
— Richard Hinds (@rdhinds) July 12, 2013
Clarke cleverly playing the percentages there. No such thing as a wasted review with Erasmus. #Ashes
— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) July 12, 2013
"It's a ragged old cricket ball - you wouldn't let your dog play with it - but it's talking" Bumble. Love Bumble. #ashes
— Renegade Economist (@RenegadeEcon) July 12, 2013
This tactic of letting Shane Watson bowl dot balls until he breaks down like 50 year old Ford Anglian is absolute genius.
— The Cricket Geek (@TheCricketGeek) July 12, 2013
Can't quite believe I just voluntarily chose 10 Watson maiden overs in favour of sleep. #ashes
— Cat Jones (@Cricketbatcat) July 12, 2013
New ball available in two overs time. But both Starc and Agar are warming up. What is Clarke planning? A flashmob perhaps #DECAshes
— DECAshes (@DECAshes) July 12, 2013
AGAR!!! I've just reviewed that one and it is definitely out. Also reviewed Bairstow's hair and it's definitely red. #Ashes
— Andy Lee (@andy_lee) July 12, 2013
Hopefully Nathan Lyon still remembers how to drive the heavy roller. #redundant #Agar #Ashes
— Sam Whittle (@samwhittle) July 12, 2013
I'm not panicking. Ashton Agar will wake up in a minute and its still Thursday 8am. #Ashes
— Fourfoot (@fourfoot) July 12, 2013
England probably have enough already. Especially when you factor in the inevitable Prior-Anderson 150 run last-wicket partnership. #Ashes
— Fake Nathan Hauritz (@FakeHauritz) July 12, 2013
Ed Cowan tries and fails to take a screamer. A bit like that time he tried to convince everyone he was a batsman #Ashes
— 51allout (@51allout) July 12, 2013
Prior is on his way. Cowan has finally done something in this Test other than throw up all over the place #Ashes
— 51allout (@51allout) July 12, 2013
Stuart Broad is wearing shoulder pads. Important to portray an image, but looking like a strong, powerful woman from the 1980s? #Ashes
— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) July 12, 2013
Broad is wearing shoulder pads! Either he is worried about his crook shoulder or he's heard David Warner is still at the ground #Ashes
— Scotty McArthur (@McArthurScotty) July 12, 2013
Ian Bell's batting is like reading 50 Shades Of Boring #Ashes #TheAshes #ENGvAUS #SSCricket #Agar #England #MUFC #ManUtd #SkySports
— Fred (@FredSchwarki) July 12, 2013
England lead by 200. Meanwhile, Stuart Broad's edge is seeing Die Hard levels of action. #Ashes
— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) July 12, 2013
This is the most runs @StuartBroad8 has scored in a Test since July 2011. That was against India also at Trent Bridge, 19 Tests ago.
— George Dobell (@GeorgeDobell1) July 12, 2013
Stuart Broad gets away with a blatant nick to the slip fielder. Umpire Aleem Dar misses it, and Australia are out of reviews. Lead 232.
— ESPNcricinfo (@ESPNcricinfo) July 12, 2013
Stuart Broad: most guilty man since OJ Simpson. #Ashes
— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) July 12, 2013
stuart fraud
— Gaurav Kalra (@gauravCNNIBN) July 12, 2013
Clear as broad daylight... #Shocker
— Dale Steyn (@DaleSteyn62) July 12, 2013
All I am saying is, Ramdin was banned by Chris Broad for 2 games becoz "resp of all players to act in the spirit if the game"
— Shrikant Subramanian (@HomerTweets) July 12, 2013
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